and you said cock pushups were impossible
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I started sorting laundry at 6 am. He finally got the hint and left
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
My last two google searches are "shiny things" and "Ohio consent laws." you should visit more often.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
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