why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
After we'd both come, we started writing a book about dragons. Woke up this morning to a full English breakfast. Can't thank you enough for introducing us
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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