Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
He chugged from a bottle of wine and then we had pretend sex
How do you have pretend sex?
It was bad...so it was pretend
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I don't think my arm is broken I can still text
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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