Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I found them. Thank God. Now I'm gonna have to take a Xanax for the panic attack I almost had trying to find my Xanax.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
I woke up at 6 and was laying at the top of my stairs.
I hate the cold months. Everybody starts hibernating and I start talking to guys I would never normally talk to. You have a drug habit and no license? Perfect candidate for a boyfriend...
Told him I just wanted to be friends. He responded, "The best marriages are born from great friendships." Please come get me.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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