So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
She invited me to an Eagles game, I mean that is almost better then if she told me she could only function with large amounts of semen in her system at all times.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
You may have noticed the broken smoke detector and melted carpet. We may have accidentally lit a ping pong ball on fire...I'm sorry, but we did our best.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
I saw Nicolas Cage's face in the moon. Those were good shrooms.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
Guy just rode past on a lowrider bike smoking a blunt, I want his life
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