I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
I couldn't do it. You can't break up after that many orgasms. It's physically impossible.
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Everyone has seen your nipples. It's like asking if they ever walked on grass. You need better hangover questions.
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