we're blogging at a bar
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
the fact that you could barely do more than slur incoherent sentences didn't stop you from correcting her grammar
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
You must take up my position now. You must pass out in awkward places as I taught you... Sears a hotel elevator and Burger King bathroom. You potential for greater young grasshopper.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
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