My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
She loves me even though she knows all Ive done. Shes kind of like jesus.
He's like the houdini of condoms. I never even realized he put one on before we fucked. he's magical.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
370HSSV 0773H read that upside down
what are you doing with your life
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
I plan on blacking out and milking a cow
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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