biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
New rule: gentleman callers are required to bring me gifts of beer when coming over to court you. Tell the monster jam dudes so they know.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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