He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
the girls im babysitting are trying to see how much jello they can swallow without chewing...their future boyfriends are lucky
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
These pissing matches have to stop. They led to last night's scotch through the nose shots. I'll never smell again.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
I don't think he liked your vagina hand signal
Is it possible for mice to climb? If so I think mice are climbing into my bed in the night and playing with my hair..
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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