Do you ever look back at facebook pics and say, "are those really guys I had sex with?"
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
Chicken salad taco, you know, when you're out of bread and crackers, and high.
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
when I woke up, he was drunk and singing "soft kitty" and petting my face
I was just shot with a dart gun by one of my coworkers while walking to the printer. Ironically I was printing my resignation letter...
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
Why is it I can't go buy redbull and tylenol pm from a store without getting questions about my health choices?
She's asleep in a fisher-price toy car
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