Went home with a 29 year old from the bar. Life lesson: 9 year olds stay up late sometimes
You going out tonight?
No I am at the hospital. Throwing up blood is apparently frowned upon.
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Its really bad when you fall asleep at a stop light outside the hotel and you wake up to a small spanish limo driver knocking on your window to tell you it's a green light
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
I gave him a bj as a thank you for helping. I think that's good.
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Oh well, he'll live. He has a hand and a penis.
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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