i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
There is something depressing about eating toast in a dark living room by myself using a paper plate that says: "Let's Party!"
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
My body is being held together with whiskey, nicotine, duct tape and a little bit of hope...
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
I don't know why I do this to myself his dick is a constant source of disappointment.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
I saw a penis covered in glitter tonight.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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