It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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