My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
You need to call dibs on the blond with the tits. It's your birthday.
Haha hell yea
Because if someone gets to see those.. It should be you. It's like God telling you Happy Birthday.
Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Do not take the D yet, he needs to be worth it. Your Vagina is GOLD.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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