we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
Somehow, you looked so classy chugging that bottle of wine last night.
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