she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
She threw up in the hot tub how's your night
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
I just used my VA prescription bottle of xanax to get a military discount at the liquor store. I win.
Only you could get away with that.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Don't be hating on my everclear. Never taken a smoother journey into intoxication.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
Randomize
