dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
Is it bad if one of my goals right now is to snort blow through a licorice?
Don't answer that. It is bad.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
Randomize
