walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
because nothing says “let’s fucking rage” like getting a compensation letter and some company stock
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