D3 body, D1 cock
I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I just left the house and 2 chicks are in the kitchen making breakfast. Might want to get up.
I'm up, no shirt, and staring at a breakfast casserole. Who are these girls?
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
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