It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
i just yelled "run, its godzirra!" to an asian kid who looked confused by the tornado alarm test
my phone cant type all the emotion im having
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
There is a nerf war going on here. I just cleaned the blood out of the fridge
It's that thing where you don't have any food so you just drink beer to get your needed calories for the day.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
You challenged a dog groomer that she couldn't cut human hair ... How's the shaved head
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