i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
please come get me his dick is out. i'm sitting on his couch and his dick is out. come now
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
I can smell the sangria seeping out of my pores
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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