I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
He did plead exhaustion. And I made him push through it. I am like the motherfucking badass football coach of sex.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
Obama's speech on in 9 mins. Me in the shower now. Naked. Make your choice.
I'm bringing the tv in with me.
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I was supremely disappointed in the lack of dick and doughnuts in my life last week.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
You coming to give me head and eat tacos?
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