Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
watching my parents drink 4 loko out of usf cups playing pool and rocking out to ACDC...
Can I come live with you?
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
Any chance he has an open marriage? That penis shouldn’t be wasted on one woman. It should be shared with all womankind, or at least me. I’m too good at sex to be deprived a penis that large
the raccoons are back...
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