No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
when im done with her im going to need you to carry me on your shoulders as i poses victoriously for all those who were within earshot
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Not having a reliable dick in is getting expensive. I’ve had to replace 3 vibrators since Mike and I split up
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
Randomize
