Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Realized it was likely to be cursed, didn't want my own Johnson magically turning into some sort of fire breathing reptile and eating me
That is an interesting fear as well as image
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
before i could order beers she was on stage 69ing with a stripper
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