i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
Thats cool. we found a cat INSIDE a coke machine.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
So, you didn't have time to come pick me up but you did have time to get plastered and then write "champagne money" on every one of my statuses for the past month?
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Did we really just set fireworks off in a cemetery? Or was that a dream?
I think so and I think we were sober.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Hey sorry about last night. can I come pick up my tooth?
I just woke up to a ten minute voicemail of you sobbing about the X-Men. Stop getting drunk and watching Marvel movies.
BUT WOLVERINE IS SO TORMENTED AND JUST WANTS TO BE LOVED
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
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