problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Fair warning: I will be throwing corn dogs at you every time I see you this week.
I'm honestly wondering if my vagina did something to offend the universe
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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