Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Hey when you come over to pick me up in the mornin bring a camera. This is going to be legendary. Don't knock.... They might cover up
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Ladies, we have an appointment at David's Bridal aurora this coming Sunday at 3pm. And an appointment at where ever tequila is served at noon.
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
She threw her burger out the car window last night. My vegan neighbors were not pleased but I’m pretty sure I saw a for sale sign go up on their lawn so I owe her one.
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