dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
I'm drunk in class and I'm pretty sure the bible freak behind me is saying a prayer for me
We are the drunkest people in Toys R' Us right now
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
He did a backflip because drugs
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