And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Yea. Some girl set a laundry machine on fire. She's not getting married.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
I found three naked dudes in your bed this morning. Did we have a really weird break in or do you need to tell me something?
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