I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
I cannot remember December 31 for the past 3 years. it might as well not even exist on my calendar anymore
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
There's a point around the one and a half minute mark where the keg stand goes from impressive to pathetic
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
Can we please get through at least one night out when you DON'T threaten to have sex with one of my parents?!?!
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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