Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
I think id rather eat ped egg shavings.
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
Well, why would you bring gelado into a strip club?
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