Don't come here someone got drunk and rolled the keg to buger king. no more beeer
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
You answered the door when the cops arrived with a beer in one hand and a pillowcase over your head yelling "GAGA, OOH LA LA!"
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
I need a costume
Dude just wear a bra or something hahaha
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Randomize
