There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
turns out making maccaroni and cheese with whipped cream instead of butter is only good when your high
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I miss the days of selfishly blowing a load in the condom without her knowing and acting all like "we shouldn't do this" so she would get dressed and leave.
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
I'm in a bed full of sand, and also just took my contacts out. Whatever happened yesterday was great, I think.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Drunk is not a location!
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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