at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
Nothing like grinding all night with a hot ethnic guy dressed as a clown to help conquer your phobia. Halloween is fucked up.
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
There is a moment when you wake up with a butt plug in when you question your choices in life.
There is also a moment when you wake up in a kiddie pool of jello cubes where you question what the fuck you did last night. Are you still in the attic or did you go home.
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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