Well apparently he's into motor boating.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
We thought we had lost her until we found her in the bushes a block away singing "Jingle Bells".
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
She just admitted to me that she was a pinecone.
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
I'm still drunk. it's summer. I just need a hot dog and an aspirin.
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
My disapointment is making my balls hurt :(
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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