Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Do they take checks?
Did you really just ask me if you could write a check for a DRUG DEAL?
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Granted I did fall into a pond wearing your dress, but I did save a frog in the process so I think it was worth it.
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
I'm bleeding and have questions
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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