Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
i want you now
you need to stop dating girls with the same name as your mother...or stop drinking so much...I don't want to see this
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
Did we smoke in a portapotty last night? And if so, do you think the brown stuff covering my body is actually dirt?
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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