super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
Okay, lets just agree to keep all cutlery related activities to a minimum.
I ate her out for so long I might actually shit a vagina
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Should I tell this TSA agent his fly is down while he is trying to hit on this chick?
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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