Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
craigslist faux pas number 857, just got head in a disability bus.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
seriously considering getting an electric blanket rather than sleeping with guys this winter for warmth.
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
I'm hosting my annual valentine's day party tomorrow with every hookup I've ever had. thoughts on how it will turn out ??
Aww his grandma died? That's sad! No mourning sex!!! That doesn't lead to good things!
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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