so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
I know. I need to get a vagina tranquilizer.
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Best walk of shame ever. Wearing a bright purple onesie, covered in smudged childrens make up, carrying my shoes and 1/4 sac of goon. I swear every house I walked past had an elderly couple watering their garden just to watch me
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
I hate college football. It's really fucking with our phone sex schedule.
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
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