Hey, It's Lauren. i wanted to talk to you tonight. I like you, as you know because kyle told you. I was wondering if you liked me too?
Are you in the third fucking grade? Check yes or no.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
Her one night stand followed us to mass. This is too funny for real life.
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
Dentist appt at 2pm get milk poured on my tits by 2am
A marvelous 12 hours
Everyone in Columbus is two degrees of separation from my vagina.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
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