Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Just re-gained consciousness in the freshman girls dorm. Normally this would be awesome but I'm on the floor surrounded by chicks doing their homework. This makes me uncomfortable but I don't think they know I'm awake yet. If I b-line for the door can you come get me?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Remember when I was real fucked up and said I would give up utensils and only use chopsticks for lent?...just got the reminder on my phone.
Randomize
