Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
IF HE CAN'T EVEN MAKE EYE CONTACT IN CLASS, I DOUBT THERE WILL BE OTHER FORMS OF CONTACT ON OUR FIRST NOT-A-DATE DATE
Pretty sure the nurse said at one point I was in full restraints because I tried surfing my stretcher
Me and two guys that I made Eskimo bros all soberly slept together in my bed
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
I wanna eat mushrooms and cuddle with a million dogs at once. I wanna know what heaven is like
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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