Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
All I remember is having a LONG talk with a 23 year old mother with a 5 year old kid at a bar who told me "it's not that bad"
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Omg. I wanna lecture the drug dealer about how highschool should not be his glory days.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
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