Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
she smelled like a LAN party
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
areolas are like halos for boobs.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I just want to be like "i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it"
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
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