She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
No bra. No panties. Makeup from last night. At work right now. I am trash.
Randomize
