Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
yeah it's now facebook official. i can no longer pretend shes my girl on the side
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
New guy at the liquor store was inexplicably fascinated by our huge jug of williams. First he said what are you gonna mix THAT with? and looked confused when I said air.
you weren't there so I had to flirt with him on your behalf
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
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