Whoa Z and x make the same sound
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I woke up naked in my own vomit. Not even in my bed. No one is happy.
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
You almost set me on fire last night.
You probably deserved it.
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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