And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
You threw an open can of pop at me while I was lying on the floor babbling and drooling about how I need to be alone forever, me and my leaking face.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
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