im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
He's not replying to my booty call. Like wtf. You have ONE PURPOSE IN LIFE.
I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
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