"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I think my ball sweat smells like waffle house. might be time to change up drunken eating habits
And he's in a frat. Everyone in a frat is gay. It's science.
he was almost the father of your baby, you should let him take you to dinner
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
no no no no you can't just say your dirtiest secret is "i sat on goldfish by accident once" and just leave i have QUESTIONS
AT LEAST TELL ME IF THE GOLDFISH WAS STILL IN A BOWL??????????????
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