My cock was attacked by outdoor plants
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
The gay bar tender told me I looked like Prince William. And that I needed my balls licked.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
On another note; I'm three days away from being 1/12th of my way from not having sex for a year. I need to get laid.
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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