Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
Sorry if I ruined your sex last night with my constant text updates about the plot of Bolt.
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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