you used to get mad at me for mentioning 'unprotected sex' and happenings in my bed
well yeah, but then i realized the wisdom of your ways.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Soooo fucked this chick last night! While fucking she started talking into the fan on the side of my bed. Does that count as sex with a robot
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I just bought a mini nerf gun so he could make a bowl out of it, I deserve the fuck buddy of the year award!
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