i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
Does it really count as two different guys if they're brothers? I like to think of it as one and a half.
You told me to hold on because you had to barf like a dinosaur.
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Does taking an old homeless guy to the strip club, buying him lap dances, and calling him pops all night count as a good deed???
Playing Cards Against Humanity with my relatives at Christmas while I'm stoned was a bad idea...
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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